Who Knew Nail Polish Could be so Amusing
Justin Bieber Launching Line of Nail Polish; No, Really
Leah Collins, Dose.ca
Because every little girl dreams of one day being as pretty as Justin Bieber, the teen pop star has announced his latest foray into celebrity-branding: a new line of nail polish. Arguably no less ridiculous than the title of his upcoming autobiography (Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story), the cosmetic line will be released by Nicole by OPI, with the first set of colours turning up exclusively at Walmart this December, AOL’s Style List reports.
As per Style List, Bieber has designed 14 shades for the One Less Lonely Girl collection of nail lacquers, each one supposedly inspired by his hits — and most of them varying shades of the kid’s favourite colour, purple. There’s “One Less Lonely Glitter” (a lavender polish), “Prized Possession Purple” (also purple), “Me and Blue” (dark blue), “OMB!” (bright red) and a bunch of other polishes that will do nothing to ingratiate The Bieb to the ever elusive teen-boy market.
Six of the planned 14 colours in the series will debut this December. According to the New York Daily News, the full line will be out by January.
Well, this kind of made my day, and by that I mean I’ve been laughing at it for a while now.